An Encounter with God

Once I was walking with a friend, a pious, holy friend. Suddenly I saw her nodding intently. There was nobody around. I shook her shoulders. She brushed me away saying God was talking to her. "Thank God, its not me", I said smiling. I respected my friend, but not her God. To spend time I took out my mobile. Just when I was about to type a SMS there was a tap on my shoulder and a woman voice said hallo. I looked aside, my friend was still fully occupied in nodding to her God. I looked around. There was no soul, no body nearby. I thought I must have deamt something, bored by my silly friend. Again there was a tap and a hallo. Looking askance to ensure that my friend was still busy in her nodding, I said, "Hey who's that, what's up?". "I am God, your God", said that voice. This getting really weird. Yesterday's extra drinks must have been squaring up with me. Bullshit. God, .... my God! Oh my God...... fucking shit. On that I heard a smile. "I have come to put some smile in your curses, to put some 'believing' in your non-believing. After all, isn't non-belief a belief in itself?". I had never heard of anybody's God playing logic-game. But this God-lady seemed to doing exacly that.
Threre was a long pause. I though I have woken up. But again there was a tap and a hallo. "I had come to put some mellow into your heart. I had come to open your heart. I had come to show you that believer and non-believer are just two sides of a same coin. I had come to make you realise that what isn't can be. ...... but alas, your ego is too hard to crack, to dry to desolve, too shrunk to touch. I know you like marshmallow. I will send you man-mellows and God-mellows. If you like those, then you will be capable of getting mellowed. Good Luck to you. See ya".